…Unban Me One More Time

Unban me, ban me
How am I supposed to troll
Slashdot? My subnet is denied there
Unban me, ban me
I shouldn't have to go
And use a fucking proxie
Show me how to troll freely
Tell me, I really wanna troll now,
Oh because

Not trolling Slashdot is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not trolling I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Please unban me one more time

Unban me, ban me
The reason i troll is you
IP bans got me gagg-ed
Oh Taco baby
there's nothing that i wouldn't do
that's not the way i planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me Taco cause i need to troll now
Oh because

Not trolling Slashdot is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not trolling I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Please unban me one more time

Unban me, Taco, how am i suposed to troll
Jamie McCarthy, you shouldn't censorware SLASH code
I must confess, that my trollishness
is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
that you are so queer
So give me a break
Fuck'n unban me one more time

Not trolling Slashdot is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not trolling I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Please unban me one more time

Another Apology

I began my notorious career in trolling because I thought it would be fun to get reactions out of the regular Slashdot readers. In attempting to do so I've posted trick links to corpses, written paranoid, homoerotic articles on members of the software community, and in general made a pest out of myself by violating others' good taste and personal values.

An Apology

Hi. As you can tell this is Trollaxor.

I created this account because I thought it would be funny to troll Slashdot. It may be funny to troll Slashdot, but not in the manner I have been.

Tips for Trolling: Trick Links

Post legitimate-looking comments containing links to “further information” that really lead the reader to:

• a picture of a disgusting, mutilated, rotting human corpse
• the Goatse.cx picture
• pictures from a gay fetish site (piss drinking, glory holes, barnyard promiscuity, etc.)