Dear 2600:
I recently moved into a new house and my neighbor holds hacker meetings. My problem is, they're complete assholes. Your problem is, they all wear 2600 t-shirts and bring your magazine around whenever they meet.
They hack my wifi router and change the network name to stupid things like HACKME
and NOPASSHERE.
They also call my phone and make farting noises into it until I stop answering and shine lasers and flashlights into my windows. Last month they somehow made my doorbell ring over and over again all night long, and in the morning my trash cans had been shot to hell with paintballs.
The last straw came the morning after, when I woke up to find my mailbox full of dog crap. What the fuck, 2600!?
I dread the first Friday of every month. I’ve lost my patience with your members' harassing behavior and I hereby demand a response. Redressing my stress and time would be a good place to start, as would giving your little hacker club a talking-to.
So what exactly do you plan to do about this?
Don't make me involve the law.
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