Monday, October 18, 2004

The State of the Demon Address

It's an exciting era in the Berkeley Software Distribution world; indeed, things started off with a litigious bang over a decade ago, but now BSD solutions are more varied than ever before and offer the user heretofore unprecedented choice and power. So many are the options today that it's time for a roll call from the various distributions. Each of the four major BSD projects are pushing forward with development and experiencing growth, diversifying the Open Source playing field's offerings Let's take a look at what each project is up to these days.

Friday, October 8, 2004

Ode to Kansas City

Kansas City is New Sodom,
submerged crotch-deep
in gay conspiracy.

Large leather-bears and thin boy-men
run the rainbow seeking their rewards.
Frantic 12" remixes pump as candied
twinks struggle to take it all in on
the dancefloor.

Rave! I do urban blow!
It tastes slightly sweaty.

Amoral! We rim!
That smells pretty naughty.

Aim lower! Ram!
That feels roughly filling.

Under a Satanic sky,
Santorum flows like water.
Kansas City is today's Sodom,
submerged crotch-deep
in gay conspiracy.