It's 3:00 PM and Ryan Meader's just woken up.
"Holy shit," Ryan thinks, "it's been almost a week since I've updated, my banner ad hits and PayPal income are probably slowing down! It's time to post more crap!"
Not wasting a second, Ryan hops from his mess of a bed over to his Bondi iMac, and, after checking his email, Ryan realizes he has no time to edit the masses of ridiculous contributions to his site.
Within minutes of double-clicking it, Netscape 4.07 is slowly rendering the bytes containing the MacNN home page.
"Ah," says Ryan quietly to himself. "They released new Macs... The ones I had no idea about, and never reported on. Yesterday."
Ryan begins sweating and slowly strokes his disgusting goatee. "Hmm? What's this? A Digital Hub from Apple? Shit, I never heard about this either..."
Without a second to lose, Ryan chicken-scratches together an MOSR "update" that combines day-old news of updated Macs and fresh news of a confirmed Apple event regarding a new Apple product.
"Thank god for MacNN and The Register," thinks Ryan, "or I'd've never had an update for today."
After opening Fetch 3.0 and uploading his "news" to the MOSR server, Ryan flatulates, starts iTunes and falls gently back into bed, blissfully listening to his newly-pirated collection of WHAM! MP3s.
Another grand day at Mac OS Rumors "headquarters" had been completed.
