Why Were These Stories Rejected?

 

• 2000-06-28 03:09:37 Hemos And Signal 11 Are Fags! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-06-28 16:44:32 Rob Malda Is Gay! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-06-28 16:59:11 Emmett Chokes On Jon Katz's Dick! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-06-28 17:08:38 Slashdot Officially Sucks (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-06-28 17:44:39 Roblimo Went Down On RMS For $5 (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-06-29 03:10:29 Rob Malda Caught Sucking Off Bruce Perens (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-06-29 05:22:24 Slashdot Is A Pile Of Shit (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-06-29 05:27:59 ESR And RMS Gangbang Hemos And Taco! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-07-17 10:19:41 You Are Gay (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-07-27 22:02:53 Hemos Blows Out Rob's Ass (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-01 10:15:50 Slashdot Renamed Band Of Faggots (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-02 09:27:53 Malda And Hemos Involved In Major Gangbang (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 11:16:53 Rob Malda & ESR: First Gay Geek Marriage? (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 11:23:27 Katz Drinks 1 Gallon Of Semen A Day (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 11:28:45 Emmett Gives Rimjobs To The Entire FSF! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 11:37:51 Anal Warts Have Slashdot Staff In Health Worry (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 11:48:53 Canker Sore Halts Rob's Cocksucking Habits (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 12:02:58 Fractured Penis Ends ESR Reaming RMS! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 12:07:59 Slashdot To Sponsor Gay Games 2000 (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 12:13:41 ESR Seduces Emmett; Malda And Hemos Jealous (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 13:02:23 Slashdot To Sell Jelly Dildos For Gay Geeks? (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-04 13:08:15 ESR Backwards Engineers Malda's Rectum (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-10 20:28:04 Malda's Rectum? Nearly Killed'im! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-10 20:33:09 Emmett Opens The Source To Timothy's Colon (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-10 20:39:29 Roblimo Glunks All Over Taco's Face; Taco Smiles (articles,news)
• 2000-08-10 23:49:35 Malda Shaves Bruce Perens's Cock & Balls For Charity (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-15 14:42:54 RMS Renames FSF To Free Sex Foundation (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-15 15:01:47 Rob's Balls Smell Like Ass After Fucking Hemos (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-15 16:06:40 ESR Transmits Herpes To RMS; FSF Declares War On Open Source (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-16 08:42:26 Hemos Places Emmett's Ass-Virginity Under GPL! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2000-08-16 08:49:12 Hemos Places Dick Under LGPL; RMS Approves (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-04 21:32:43 Malda Rapes Hemos; No Charges Pressed (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-04 21:56:20 Hemos Changes Name To Homos, Blows RMS To Celebrate (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-04-23 04:29:46 A Nugget For You! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-04-23 04:35:17 Taco Wraps Hemo's Burrito In Ass Cheeks (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-05-10 14:32:16 Michael Is A Fucking Asshole (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-05-17 18:37:41 CmdrTaco's Breath Smells Of Feces (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-06-07 14:08:05 Michael Sims: Censoring To Hide His Faggotry (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-06-07 16:11:54 Nazi Michael Busts A Nut, Faggot Malda Swallows (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-06-19 20:26:14 Michael And Timothy Censor One Another's Cocks (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-06-19 20:32:01 Roblimo's Beard Encrusted With Slashot Staff Cum (bsd,bsd) (rejected)
• 2001-06-19 21:00:43 Michael Shaves Pubic Hair; RMS Looks On Eagerly (yro,gnustep) (rejected)
• 2001-06-20 19:07:51 Rob Malda Sucks Cock for Chiclets (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-06-20 19:16:37 ESR Injects Malda's Semen Twice Daily (features,pilot) (rejected)
• 2001-06-20 19:21:57 JonKatz Accidental Dildo Suicide (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-06-20 19:27:25 Emmet's Asshole Messy Wreck, No More Asspounding (apache,xmas) (rejected)
• 2001-06-20 19:33:38 Rob Malda Chugs ESR's Chilled Semen: Ahhhhh (articles,be) (rejected)
• 2001-09-19 12:59:58 FreeBSD 4.4 Released (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-10-24 18:46:05 The Ultimate Troll Tuesday (features,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2002-01-14 05:58:32 Jamie And Michael Rape Each Other? (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2002-01-14 15:33:29 Malda Tears Anus In Potato Stunt (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2002-01-14 15:49:04 Jamie Mistaken For Woman; Doesn't Correct Error (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2002-01-14 16:52:58 Rob CmdrTaco Malda Fires Polynesian House Boy (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2002-03-07 17:33:29 ESR Pours Pecker To Slashdot Editorial Staff (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2002-12-09 18:38:58 Slash Sucks Resources Like Taco Sucks Dick: A Lot (articles,news) (rejected)